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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:08
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Could Humans Transform Into Another Species? Discover the Neurobiology Behind It! - Glass Almanac
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Cole? Kyle? Whatever the name, M's thrilled to see Young arrive in majors - The Seattle Times
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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'Strawberry moon' set to dazzle as rare lunar standstill graces the night sky - KOMO
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks